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Frosty The Snowman is about to get SMOKED DA FUCK UP.

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water bong dude is back. and just in time for the holidays, it seems! nice timing

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I guess I'll be the first to ask... When can we expect the lossless version?

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Someone on kl staff still finds this hilarious huh, ok

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i can finally suck off a snowman 

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Good meme my friend

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how do they keep pulling this off? every single time I say “man this is the AOTY for sure” and for the third time this year I’m saying it AGAIN. just outstanding stuff. 

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this is a black friday deal i just can't pass up!

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Water Bong 3: Frosty Returns

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You think the lucrative buisiness of flavored ultra potent bong water is A JOKE?? You have a lot of growing to do my child. You are a like a tiny little seed, that was just planted in the ground. That seed will soon get a little bit of moisture. Then it's gonna start to sprout. The seed that is yourself will finally break free of the gentle topsoil, springing into the sunlight. As a small little sprout you will start to learn. You will take in your surroundings.

You might realize that you are growing atop a mountain in Tibet, with sunlight shining down upon you, radiant like the smile of the Buddhists monks that are taking care of you and helping you grow. You will come to know in time that you are a marijuana plant. You'll start to grow bigger and bigger, you might eve get a little stinky, but that's a natural part of growing. Large green flowers, with hints of purple will erupt from you. Once you have almost 12 weeks of leisurely sunbathing under your belt, one of the Himalayan monks will cut your flowers from you.

It will hurt to have your flowers plucked. But guess what? Life hurts. Then he's going to take your flower and trim it up into a good looking nug with lots of bag appeal. Buddhists monk are all about bag appeal when growing their weed. Nothing helps ones meditation like some good looking green nugs. After some of your nugs have been tested for quality by the order of Himalayan monks, a beacon will be sounded. That beacon can be heard far and wide, but only one person will know what it truly means. That one person is a traveler, a connoisseur of the best THC products known to man.

That person is ME! I will travel far, struggling much to climb up to the top of the sunny peak. Once I reach the peak, the monks will hand me your nugs. I will take it. I am going to light you on fire. I'm going to brutally inhale you into my lungs. Your dead, but I'll still let you know what happens to rest of you. Every part of you will be used to be crafted into over 2 gallons of delicious flavored bong water. Your going to be sent all over the world to be drunk by connoisseurs looking for the best THC products. And you will be the best THC product.

Flavored Bong Water.

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Man I hope Deftones has improved since Kpi No Yokan

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